“Don’t you think Boehner, ought to just, I don’t know, go drown himself in a vat of wine, you know – he could – he could be jumping up and down with his bare feet like remember Lucy did, remember that time, Lucy episode, I love Lucy, and Boehner would fall down in it and try to drink it all and just gurgle himself right into the great bar in the sky. It’s always five o’clock somewhere. Right, John?”

“[A]nyone who eats Shit Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens 4Christ”

“You know, these women, someone needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly. They have no right to them. They are fabulous little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Just cut them off, let them go through the hot flashes, let them just sit there and complain about hormones therapy.

Just take the ovaries and get it over with because they don’t deserve to have estrogen, it’s a privilege. You know, here’s the little factoid from all of this conversation and you know, I’ve got to believe that Monica Crowley and Megyn Kelly, who is a lawyer, and all of these other girls know, know that they’re lying to their audience.”

“Do you want to be known like the Israeli’s eating babies? You know, they’re killing kids left and right, they’re murdering them.

…To tell you the truth, I have no problem dismembering anybody. I have no problem.

…But, you know something, I want to change. I’m sick of this.”

“Ann Coulter is an incipient, closeted, deeply closeted killer. We all know this. She has talked about going to Muslim countries and killing everybody.

She’s a real murderess, I mean, she really is. Just hasn’t had the courage yet. She will probably enter into some kind of a suicide pact at some point with Glenn Beck.”

“One of the speakers said the solution is nonviolent movement. No, my friend. I’ll give you two examples: French Revolution, and Indian so-called Revolution.

Gandhi, Gandhi today is, with respect to all of you, Gandhi today is a tumor that the ruling class is using constantly to mislead us. French Revolution made fundamental transformation. But it was bloody.

India, the result of Gandhi, is 600 million people living in maximum poverty.

So, ultimately, the bourgeoisie won’t go without violent means. Revolution! Yes, revolution that is led by the working class.

Long live revolution! Long live socialism!”

“I, first, would allow the guilty bankers to pay back anything over $100 million (in) personal wealth, because I believe in the maximum wealth of $100 million. If they’re unable to live on that amount, they should go to re-education camps. And if that doesn’t work, they should be beheaded.”

“We got to keep an eye on the battle that we face: The war on workers. And you see it everywhere, it is the Tea Party. And you know, there is only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight. And you know what? They’ve got a war, they got a war with us and there’s only going to be one winner. It’s going to be the workers of Michigan, and America. We’re going to win that war.

President Obama, this is your army…

We are ready to march. Everybody here’s got to vote. If we go back and keep the eye on the prize, let’s take these sons of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong.”