“Don’t you think Boehner, ought to just, I don’t know, go drown himself in a vat of wine, you know – he could – he could be jumping up and down with his bare feet like remember Lucy did, remember that time, Lucy episode, I love Lucy, and Boehner would fall down in it and try to drink it all and just gurgle himself right into the great bar in the sky. It’s always five o’clock somewhere. Right, John?”
“Imagine, if [Andrew Breitbart] would have stayed alive, the damage he could have done over the next 30 years. Just on, and on, and on. So to these rightwing rat bastards who have pumped so much poison into our system, so much into this society and our politics … burn in hell – all of you. You stink – you stunk when you were here, [I’m] glad you’re gone.”
“Ann Coulter is an incipient, closeted, deeply closeted killer. We all know this. She has talked about going to Muslim countries and killing everybody.
She’s a real murderess, I mean, she really is. Just hasn’t had the courage yet. She will probably enter into some kind of a suicide pact at some point with Glenn Beck.”
“Five thousand Americans, tens of thousands permanently damaged and shot to pieces, a million Iraqis dead — that wasn’t bin Laden. That was George Bush.
So when does Seal Unit 6, or whatever it’s called, drop in on George Bush?”
“I’m waiting for the day when I pick it up, pick up a newspaper or click on the Internet and find out he’s choked to death on his own throat fat or a great big wad of saliva or something, you know, whatever. Go away, Rush, you make me sick!”