“You know, these women, someone needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly. They have no right to them. They are fabulous little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Just cut them off, let them go through the hot flashes, let them just sit there and complain about hormones therapy.
Just take the ovaries and get it over with because they don’t deserve to have estrogen, it’s a privilege. You know, here’s the little factoid from all of this conversation and you know, I’ve got to believe that Monica Crowley and Megyn Kelly, who is a lawyer, and all of these other girls know, know that they’re lying to their audience.”
“Look, the conservatives, if Shakespeare were alive, and he went to the White House to get, you know, some sort of a reading, they would be outraged about him — talking about killing his brother, and the father had to go, and a mother he slept with — They’d be out of their fricking minds with this. They don’t understand culture! Or literature!”
“…[Bush] knew where [Osama] was! He was with the Pakistani military and they were guarding him, they were keeping him safe, they were protecting him, and the United States of America had reached an agreement that they needed a bogeyman, so what the hell, let the Pakistanis keep him, let the Pakistanis have him, keep him in this military garrison town, we’ll even send our troops over there to pretend that, you know, uh, we had no idea!”
“[Sarah Palin]’s friends with all the teenage boys. You have to say no when your teenage boys say, ‘Can we sleep over at the Palin’s?’ No. No.”