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Joss Whedon

“Violence solves nothing. I want a rhino to fuck @SpeakerRyan to death with its horn because it’s FUNNY, not because he’s a #GOPmurderbro”

Erin Gloria Ryan

“why couldn’t it be scott walker. :(“

Mike Malloy

“Don’t you think Boehner, ought to just, I don’t know, go drown himself in a vat of wine, you know – he could – he could be jumping up and down with his bare feet like remember Lucy did, remember that time, Lucy episode, I love Lucy, and Boehner would fall down in it and try to drink it all and just gurgle himself right into the great bar in the sky. It’s always five o’clock somewhere. Right, John?”

Roseanne Barr 2

“[A]nyone who eats Shit Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens 4Christ”

Chuck Kruger

“Cheney deserves same final end he gave Saddam. Hope there are cellcams.”

Bill Press

“You know, it’s a wonder lightning just doesn’t strike people dead on the spot when they say stuff like [John Boehner said].”

Mike Malloy

“Five thousand Americans, tens of thousands permanently damaged and shot to pieces, a million Iraqis dead — that wasn’t bin Laden. That was George Bush.

So when does Seal Unit 6, or whatever it’s called, drop in on George Bush?”

Matt Yglesias

“[T]he crux of our problem is that climate chaos isn’t divine retribution for pollution.”