“Hillary’s gonna win. Trust me. And it’s a two-for-one: Bill is the coolest dude in the game, still plays saxophone, and every woman in the world wants him. It’s a two-for-one. Hillary’s gonna win. Everybody laughed at me when I said Obama was going to win, but I knew what he represented. But I know what Hillary represents: She represents a woman in power, and she did great as the Secretary of State. She’s gonna win.
…The Tea Party guys? The guys with the nigger jokes in 2014? They’re all trying to learn how to do the Dougie. Please. While their daughters are all twerking. Trust me: Miley tells me all the time. Not saying that about Billy Ray, but I’m saying Miley tells me all the time: All those little girls, all those girls with their Republican daddies, they’re twerkin’ somewhere listening to Jay Z and Beyoncé and doin’ the “Happy” dance. And that’s black.”
“Well, this — 2016 could be a crazy year. This could be like the 1964 election with Lyndon Johnson being portrayed this time by Hillary Clinton grabbing 60 percent of the vote, because she grabs the middle. She is a bit more hawkish than Obama. She is more establishment Democrat. She can grab the middle.
The Republicans run a wacko bird, as John McCain calls them. We have a sweeping election.”
“That’s why you’re left with Rand Paul and Ted Cruz. They’re not going to be elected president of the United States. So, now they got to go back to Jeb. Let’s go back to the Bushes again. Let’s try them one more time. And that’s what everybody is talking about right now. Republicans are not crazy. They’re not going to run a right-winger. The only guy that could have won — I think Christie would have been a hell of a candidate before this mess.”